A WOMAN’S PRAYER: (dream on)Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a
man, who’s not a creep,One who’s handsome, smart and strong.One who
loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who’ll call,
not wait for weeks.I pray he’s gainfully employed,When I spend his
cash, won’t be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door.Massages my
back and begs to do more.Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my
mind,Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’I pray that this
man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend.

A MAN’S PRAYER:I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac withhuge boobs who
owns a bar on a golf course,and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a
shit.

The End