Mexican Words of the Day:
· “Shoulder” My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.
· “TEXAS” My ruca always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!
· “Herpes” Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
· “July” Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
· “Rectum” I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!
· “Juarez” “One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?”
· “CHICKEN” I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.
Life as a Houston Social Butterfly 
Mexican Word of the Day
Shitting, Jew
“Your shitting heart will tell on jew.”
Injure..
I was playing poker with my dad, and when he win. he yelled to me, “INJURE FACE CABRON.!”
mexican word of the: URINE
” I was banging my ruca, and she screamed URINE the wrong hole pendejo”
mexican word of the day: PASTURIZE
“Yo vato, that bullet almost hit you.” “It went right PASTURIZE.”
Mexican word of the day: Brief
“My homie farted bad that I couldn’t brief.”
to be a racist.
these jokes r sooo funnay
i thought it was funny like u should use my last name ‘juarez’ hahahahahha
PIKACHU
My mom took us to payless today, and said… “orale, pik-a-chu cabrones”.
i like these jokes
word:sheet
Get that SHEET out of my face vato.
que dicen im just a gringo
what did the pendejo say?
bishop
The other day my rukka fell and i had to pick the bishop.
Mexican word of the day: Library. Hey man I don’t cheat on my ruca cause I don’t LIBRARY well
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Mexican word of the dayy
OBAMA
My wiffe got mad at me cuz i drank a 12pack OBAMA sealf:)
ya better laugh cabrone’z.
Mexican word of the day: Jews
the cuban asked do you have orange juice in mexico?
the guy answered,” yes all the jews in mexico are orange.
i lobe dis chet.
Mexican word of the day: LIVER, CHEESE
Gringo: ”Hey, that girl is so hot!”
Mexican: “Liver alone, cheese my sister!!!”
mexican word of the day is budwiser
E man ur girlfrend is preety hot bud-wiser face so ugly?
porch
i saw a really nice porch driving down the road today
“ CHILE ” . . . . .
I asked my Mom 2 let me go 2 da movies n chile me go!