Last night I got home from work and kissed my Juls goodbye…everytime she leaves I get a little sad….I was so exhausted so I laid on my couch and started to take a little nap….The calls and texts started around 7pm…I tried REALLY hard to stay home last night but that Mistress of the Night is a temptress that entices me to indulge in all kinds of adult libations. 

9:45 pm-  K.Lee heads over to my place…after trying on 10 different outfits….I finally decide on wearing the first thing I tried on…doesn’t that always happen….

10:30pm- I’m tellin K.Lee how Ms. New Hot & Single likes to go out and dance as we are headin to Pub Fiction….so K. Lee tells me…”Oh I’m not in the mood to dance”…. (umm…yeah she had noooooo idea of how the night was gonna end)

11:00pm- K.Lee and I are making our rounds at pub when all of a sudden I hear someone makin a ferocious blaaaaaaaaaaah sound….I just ignored it and went about my way….we find a table in the back patio and sit down…all of a sudden a weirdo approaches our table and says….I was making a blaaaaaaah noise at ya’ll did you not notice? um excuse me? Is that new mating call?  At this time K.Lee gets really vicious and tells him he is drinking a girl’s drink and to please leave….haha!! I love it! The guy walked off w/ his tail between his legs…

11:30pm- Ms. NH&S shows up @ Pub to meet us and tells us that some weirdo threw a napkin at her….(not the same weirdo who made the blaaaaah but another one) Is this the way these guys are trying to pick up women now a days? Seriously…so I find the wiseguy who threw the napkin @ her and tell him he owes her an apology….the guy says he’s sorry…but you can tell in his tone that he doesn’t mean it….so we just decided to ignore him…

12:00am- We decide to go to Red Door….we walk in and do an immediate about face…there were 0 girls and 20 guys that looked at us when we walked in like they hadn’t eaten in years and we were fresh meat.

12:30am- Head over to Zeppelin lounge…the music is pumpin…old skool 80-early 90’s hits….songs from Ghetto boys to M.C. Breed…I loved it!! I knew the words to every song…I think that showed my age, but who the hell cares…Ms. Weed, Hostess Extraordinaire…tells me that the guys on the stage have a table and want us to have a drink w/ them…we head to the table…the guy tells us to help ourselves and then they leave….ummm they left us w/ 1 1/2 bottles to ourselves…NICE!! The night was sooo much fun!! We danced our arses off!!  A little young buck asked me if I was 23 years old…hahahah!! I told him to pretend he has dyslexia and that is my age!!!

2am- We leave Zeps and head over to Taco Cabana for some late night grubbin…

Good Times!!