You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like
it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.**
— Alan, age 10**
No person really decides before they grow up who
they’re going to marry. God decides it all way
before, and you get to find out later who you’re
stuck with.**
— Kristen, age 10**
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?**
Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.**
— Camille, age 10**
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
MARRIED? **
You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids. **
— Derrick, age 8**
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?*
Both don’t want any more kids.*
— Lori, age 8** **
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?**
Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough. **
— Lynnette, age 8** (isn’t she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that usually gets them interested
enough to go for a second date. **
— Martin, age 10**
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR?**
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote
about me in all the dead columns. **
— Craig, age 9**
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?**
When they’re rich.**
— Pam, age 7** **
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn’t want to mess with that. **
– – Curt, age 7**
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have kids with
them. It’s the right thing to do. **
— Howard, age 8**
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?**
It’s better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.**
— Anita, age 9** (bless you child) **
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
DIDN’T GET MARRIED? **
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn’t there? **
— Kelvin, age 8**
And the #1 Favorite is………**
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?**
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
she looks like a dump truck. **
— Ricky, age 10*
You sure Kelvin is only eight?
I love these answers. I always read lists where they interview children because they know so much and don’t censor. Great post!