Classic advice from kids…

       
 *HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)**

                        You got to find somebody who likes the same
                        stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like
                        it that you like sports, and she should keep the
                        chips and dip coming.**
                        — Alan, age 10**
                        No person really decides before they grow up who
                       they’re going to marry. God decides it all way
                        before, and you get to find out later who you’re
                        stuck with.**
                        — Kristen, age 10**

                        WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?**
                        Twenty-three is the best age because you know
                        the person FOREVER by then.**
                       — Camille, age 10**

                        HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
                        MARRIED? **
                        You might have to guess, based on whether they
                        seem to be yelling at the same kids. **
                        — Derrick, age 8**

                        WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?*
                        Both don’t want any more kids.*
                        — Lori, age 8** **

                        WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?**
                        Dates are for having fun, and people should use
                        them to get to know each other. Even boys have
                        something to say if you listen long enough. **
                        — Lynnette, age 8**  (isn’t she a treasure)

                        On the first date, they just tell each other
                        lies and that usually gets them interested
                        enough to go for a second date. **
                        — Martin, age 10**

                        WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
                        TURNING SOUR?**
                        I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would
                        call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote
                        about me in all the dead columns. **
                        — Craig, age 9**

                        WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?**
                        When they’re rich.**
                        — Pam, age 7** **

                        The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
                        wouldn’t want to mess with that. **
                        – – Curt, age 7**

                        The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
                        then you should marry them and have kids with
                        them. It’s the right thing to do. **
                        — Howard, age 8**

                        IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?**
                        It’s better for girls to be single but not for
                        boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.**
                        — Anita, age 9** (bless you child) **

                        HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
                        DIDN’T GET MARRIED? **
                        There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
                        wouldn’t there? **
                        — Kelvin, age 8**

                        And the #1 Favorite is………**
                        HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?**
                        Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
                        she looks like a dump truck. **
                    — Ricky, age 10*

2 responses to “Classic advice from kids…

  1. I love these answers. I always read lists where they interview children because they know so much and don’t censor. Great post!

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