Women; one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men that night. All three plot
to wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos, and a mask over
their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.  He said,
'Goddess, you are The Woman of my life!  I love you so much!'   ...then we
made passionate love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes!  The other night we met in the office.  I was
wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word.  We just had
wild sex all night long.'

The married woman then said, 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready...., leather bodice, super
stilettos, and mask over my eyes.  My husband came in from work, grabbed the
TV remote and a beer, and said in my direction, 'Hey Batman, what's for
dinner?'